I've decided to write a chronological time line of my typical summer day:

Updated: 2:45 AM - After rereading my schedule, I've decided to throw myself in front of the next speeding vehicle and end my suffering.

( The 24 Hour Life Cycle of the Specimen: Stephanus Teenagus )

It's 5:07 AM

I have been up all day. Trudging about with this huge ass ball and chain (affectionately known as my psychology testbook). I swear to god if you want to know all about the Psychological Warfare Employed by the Nazis on the German Populace, not that you want to, but I'm your girl ( Read more... )

What happens when Stephanie has only $114 dollars to keep her alive for 5 days?

Why, she wastes $90 on rollerblades and movie tickets. And the rest on food....which unfortunately only lasted til Saturday evening.Consequently, aside from starving to dead like Kate Moss, Stephanie opted to mooch off other people's food supplies. Unfortunately, this ( Read more... )